NMA: We wish you a merry Chinese Xmas [Roast Pork Sliced From A Rusty Cleaver] (飲水思源)

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Soft power is coming your way!!!

Christmas is approaching, but will the poor people in the US get anything from Santa this year?

Unfortunately, Santa also suffered in the economic crisis. He moved to the South Pole, Mrs. Claus is divorcing him, and the elves are all hooked on coke and snow. Who will come save Christmas? The Chinese, of course!

So what does the Chinese Santa bring? There's no Elf on the Shelf to scare naughty kids, there's no gun show from Santa, there's only bunch of gifts and red envelopes that are filled with cash. By combining the Chinese new year's tradition, the US and the rest of the world will be saved by the generous Chinese wealth. Hurrah!